SANTA BANTA SMS

Banta: Why do you say your sister fell in love at second sight? Santa: When she first met him she didn`t know how rich he was.

Santa: How much is my mobile bill? Call Centre Girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know the current bill status. Santa: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL! My MOBILE BILL.

Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in the world? Santa: ZEBRA. Teacher: How? Santa: Because it is Black and White.

Santa at an interview in an IT Company. Manager: Do you know MS Office? Santa: If you give me the address, I will go there sir.

Teacher: What is the difference between an Orange and an Apple? Santa: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.

Lecturer: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti. Santa: `Gandhi was a great man, but I don`t know who is Jayanti.`

When Santa was traveling with his wife in a cab, he saw the driver adjust the mirror. Santa shouted: You are trying to see my wife? Sit behind. I will drive.

After returning back from a foreign trip, Santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Santa: In London, a lady asked me `Are you a foreigner`?

Interviewer: Just imagine, you are on the 3rd floor and it catches fire, how will you escape? Santa: It`s simple! I will stop imagining !!!

Manager asked Santa at an interview. Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Santa: POST BOX